Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2011

More Korchnoi!

Korchnoi had quite a tournament in Gibraltar. After 9 rounds, he was undefeated with 3 wins and 6 draws. He only lost this last round game today against Paco Vallejo(2698) but had a winning move in there had he been lucky.

Had he won I am sure he would have set the bar pretty high for anybody to catch his Tournament Rating Performance at the age of 79! Even with the loss he might still have the best mark if this is his best TRP since turning 79.

Here is the game and then some stories after it ;-)



In the 9th round, Korchnoi beat A.Wohl with the white pieces and in a King's Indian. After beating him, Korchnoi says in German (He had lived in Swiss for many years so he can manage with German) something like: "Es gibt Leute gegen die man nich Konigsindisch spielen können" (his german is not perfect and mine is pathetic so apologies to my German audience)....Anyway. They part and just moments later while outside, Korchnoi walks up to him and now says in English "You know, there are some people against which you just can't play the King's Indian!". Wohl anwers "I know....I understood when you said it in German". To which Korchnoi replied "I just wanted to make that clear!!"

There is only one Korchnoi! It's like childish arrogange and the feeling I get it's not meant to be hurtful, it's just the way he is.

Once playing in Sweden around 1990. My current team captain observed this. He was playing against Swedish IM Ari Ziegler. Ziegler had white and got some advantage out of the opening so he offered the great warrior a draw. Victor the Terrible answered by throwing his hands in the air.....and screaming "HE OFFERED ME A DRAW" ....followed by some big laughs.  Naturally Ziegler was so distraught after this that he lost his way and lost the game.

Once he played here in Iceland against Ivan Sokolov. This is like 8 years ago. The position is becoming drawish and instead of offering a draw Korchnoi says "Ok, I GIVE you a draw"....the exchange of words and expressions they had on the stage after that was hilarious, too bad I can't rememeber any of it. I must ask Ivan over a bottle of red win in Reykjavik Open 2011. I do remember though that Victor called Ivan a "Coffeehouse player"!!

Friday, January 28, 2011

The En Passant Pin!



I had black here in an online blitz game and my last move was 24...f5.

In a blitz game it would be very easy to fall for a trap here and take en passant. This is very unusual that a rank can be cleared with two pieces in between in one move so going 25.exf6?? Would certainly be plausible but my opponent didn't fall for it this time. Rare theme but still one I've seen before.

For the lesser skilled, 25.exf6 allows 25...Rxh5 winning the queen ;-)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

ICC helpmate

Faced with the constant threat of gaining time with Nf7-g5 in the timescramble, my opponent found a radical solution in this position:



1....Nh7!!!?????

When I saw nothing better than...

2.Nf7#

Friday, December 24, 2010

Chinese....ermm......Women's World Championship

WGM Ruan and GM Hou Yifan have been battling it out for the title in recent days. Today they have tiebreaks for the title in form of rapid games. As I write this it's 0,5-1,5 for Yifan but Ruan already came back in classical chess so we'll see if she can do it again. The final 3 out of 4 girls where from China with the 4th player in the semifinals being Koneru so we had no Russians in the semi-finals which is a bit surprising.

Anyway congratulations to whoever wins. I haven't been watching closely but from a safe distance ;-)

Some Chinese to learn in honor of these girls:

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Funny checkmate in one

Got this position with black on PlayChess.com. My opponent is an IM, rated 2467 on PlayChess and 2382 in FIDE rating. This is obviously a French Defence and this time a Black Queen Blues variation. My opponent played a very rare queenside castle in this line and now after my move 21...Nd8 he found:



22.Qb4??

A quite hilarious mistake and of course the rare positioning of the white king in this line meant that this otherwise standard move is now met with:

22...Qc2#

Monday, December 20, 2010

Some help......mate?

My opponent with black was kind enough in his attempt to flag me to play 53...f6??



I pre-moved 54.f4+ exf4 55. exf4# and was still searching for my next pre-move when I realized the game was over!! A funny little helpmate!

Friday, December 10, 2010

The triple double!

A basketball triple-double




















A busty triple-double















A McShane triple-double!